| HOLY SHIT I WON . D14BL0 . Friday, July 20, 2007 . 0 comments |
My prize arrived on my porch this morning. I ordered the secret prize that you have to enter the cheat code to find on the prize list (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START).
I opened up the package to see the prize I had eagerly awaited. The keys to a 69 Mustang. I ran outside, and parked in my driveway, with an oversized red ribbon on top of it, was a blue 69 Mustang. I hopped in and drove off to collect part 2 of my prize.
Once I arrived in Las Vegas, I went out behind the Luxor casino where I met George Foreman.
"Ready, George?" I asked.
"Aww, you know it!" he exclaimed as he jumped into the car.
We drove off into the sunset, where we eventually ran out of gas. We sat laid on top of the hood and watched the sun slowly set, when George whispered into my ear, "You ready for some lovin', baby?"
"Yes... But... I'm scared, George."
He leaned in towards my ear and, while gently caressing my lobe with his lips, whispered, "You're movin' with your auntie and your uncle in Bel Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say this cab was rare. But I thought, no, forget it. Yo, holmes, to Bel Air!